Hey all, so I have decided with the start of July, rabbits rabbits rabbits, that it was time for Christmas shopping in July. Never to early to start. I’m sure there are some stores out there with Christmas stuff already so let’s join in the festivities, shall we?
So I have decided to be greedy this year and ask for only the best presents this year. Why? Because I can!!! So I have been looking around the web and have made a list of the best of the best items that are sure to make the top 10 of the must have Christmas presents for 2010. So, without further ado, here we go. :-)
Top 10 Christmas Gifts for 2010-
10. Coming up at number ten is an item I believe is only available in Spanish speaking countries or areas. But the concept of this item is so cool I’ve just got to have it. It’s called “Siluette Flash” and what you do with it is…well just watch the commercial and then I will fill you in. :-)
Figure it out? Well, it seems you paint this goo on your tummy, wrap yourself in saran wrap, and the heat that builds up melts your tummy fat, leaving you with a tummy to die for. And I mean the proof is right there in the infomercial. Do you see how flat that woman’s stomach is after 3 kids?!? Oh heck yeah! I’ll take two please.
9. Number nine brings us Slender Shaper. Well I got to thinking, what if Siluette Flash doesn’t work, I know, that would be shocking if it didn’t. But what if it didn’t? I’ll still have the tummy I want to get rid of. Well, in searching for an alternative I found the Slender Shaper. Check out it’s infomercial below.
Isn’t it amazing?!? I can shake my way to being thin…while drinking a shake! I don’t even have to do anything. Humm, I wonder if I could put it on before bed and sleep my way to thinness?
8. Ok, so now that I have a kickass body, I realize that my butt got saggy. Oh noes!!! What do I do now? Humm, I know! How about the Booty Pop?!? Warning, the urge to say “Booty Pop!” will be strong after you watch this infomercial.
How sexy is that? Put on a pair of panties with cushions in the rump and you are an instant J-lo. Holla!!! Oh…that was bad. Very, very bad. *flinches* Moving on.
7. So I thought that the Booty Pop might not work when I want to get close to my special man. I man he’ll see it’s “not all me”. I need an alternative for those special moments. Enter the Brazilian Secret…I hear it’s better than Victoria’s.
Oh those Brazilian’s, they think of everything. I do get a slight “Borat” feeling when I see these things, but heck if they work then I’ll take one in every color!
6. Halfway through the list! Now, since I have a kickass body and booty, it is time to put some kickass clothing on it. I think I want something a little cheeky. How about some Winkers. What are Winkers? Oh no, I refuse to ruin this one for you. Have a looksie.
They have Halloween ones too. :-D I can’t decide which ones to pick. Any suggestions?
5. Now that I have a bottom, I’m gonna need a top. But I like my tops to be so I can multitask. Like say I was drinking a bottle of water while I was surfing the web and I found something I simply had to blog about. Well it would take forever to blog one handed. Where would I put my water? Humm, if only someone had invented a sweatshirt with like a pocket…or a pouch for such ease of drinking on the go. Hummm…
I know what you are thinking? You wonder if it comes in pink. No? Hehe, I guess that’s just me. :-D
4. Now I want to wind things down a little and get a little more relaxed at home. I mean I still want to look stylish in case I get visitors or have to step out, but those Winkers aren’t really the kind of thing you want to lounge around. Now, I think I will put on my Pajama Jeans.
Comfy AND stylish. What’s not to love?
3. And when even the Pajama Jeans are comfy, I can still get even more comfortable in my Hoodie-Footie. :-)
Ok, someone please tell me, when you look at her in all that pink do you see the Griswolds in the “Pig in a Poke” game show dressed as pigs? I told my friend you just slap on a curly tail and instant piggie. For those of you who don’t get the reference, google either Griswolds and Pig in a Poke or National Lampoon’s European Vacation. Warning, the movie has mature content.
2. Ok, so now I am all comfy, what next? Oh I know, I’ll get my craft on. Now here lately I’ve been wondering how I can leave less of a footprint on the earth, and until recently I didn’t know. That is until I learned about Smencils!
They also have Smens as well. Ok I must admit I actually do want these, but there is just something off-putting about seeing all those kids smelling their pencils. It’s almost like they are getting high off of them. Weirddddd.
1. And so this bring us to our last item on the most awesomest Christmas gift items for 2010. Now even though I have lost all the weight due to my awesome Slender Shaper, I still have an ample upper body that is just uncomfortable when it comes to the seatbelt. Now matter how I put it, it’s tight and hugs me in a weird way. So what do I do? Humm…oh I know! I’ll get the Tiddy Bear!!! Yes, that’s it’s real name.
This has to be the worst product name known to man. If you want to debate that feel free to. I’m totally up for learning about other horribly named items. This weirdly demonic looking Dollar Tree bear is a whooping 14.95 and 4.95 shipping and handling, but I just have to have it!!! And they have one in pink!!! *insert evil laugh and rubbing of hands here*
Ok, so I have had my fun for the morning and now you know what awesome gifts are out there to get family, friends, or yourself. But don’t worry, if you didn’t find something in this batch to entice you to spend, I will be doing this again. Fear not, we will find your ultimate cool gift. :-D
Ok, well this mouse is off to bed now. I couldn’t get Flickr upload to work for me last night or the website uploader so I will post the dress…that I sadly lost somewhere I have no idea where, on the blog later on today. Until then, be good and talk to you all later today. Oh and Happy July and Happy Canada Day to any Canadian readers I may have. :-) Bye for now. :-)
Loves ya,
Mouse
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